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Joke of the Day

"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."

"I went to an 'Army Style training day'... I don't feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate."

"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"

"The Web's Best 1,419,302,855,011,440 JPEG images (SLIDESHOW)"

"YOUR MUMS SO FAT...... your mums so fat she makes the moon look small"

"I thought it was you A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, ""You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !"

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral."

"A man asks his dog, ""what's your favorite part of the house?"" ""ROOF!"" Screams the dog. The man asks, ""what's your favorite part of trees?"" ""Chlorophyll,"" says the dog. The man kills himself."

"My girlfriend's body is like poetry... ...It bores me. *I really love my girlfriend, and her body is not like poetry, just so ya know :p"