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Joke of the Day
"Justin Bieber isn't gay he just likes to get his cheekbones blown out."
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"What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball? She didn't say anything, she just gagged."
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."
"Therapist: How's your narcissism? Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* [opens window] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"""
"Seriously Alejandro, stop calling Gaga. I think she's made it pretty clear she's not interested and frankly you can do better."
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"
"""Blinding Nemo"" #BPMovies"
"What do you call a gay man's paradise? A fruitopia."
"7 for a Taken 3 ticket, 3 for a drink, 5 for doritos... ...The only thing they've taken is the piss."