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Joke of the Day

"I can't find my lucky sweatpants. Now I'm going to totally bomb this job interview."

"if you have penciled-on eyebrows I can't hear a word you're saying because I'm staring at them"

"I hava a blind chinese friend His name was Kenneth Sy"

"What is the Beatles' favourite social media site? REDDIT BE"

"Why was hitler's suicide such a suprise? Because we did nazi it coming"

"What's the difference between a diaper and a politician? When a diaper is full of shit, it gets discarded. When a politician is full of shit, it runs for president."

"My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra...."

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird."

"So, could you say ""Black Friday"" came early in Ferguson, Missouri?"

"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."