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Joke of the Day
"All knives are cutting edge technology. ... Or maybe just cutting technology."
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"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."
"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? Honey I'll be home in 20 minutes."
"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."
"[at Indian restaurant] ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""Oh no thanks, I'm full"""
"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."
"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""
"My date didn't go as planned and now I don't know what to do with this kiddie pool full of nacho cheese."
"Dr: If you want to lose weight, you need to do things that'll make you sweat. Me: *applies for a loan*"
"Do you have a turn down? Turn down for what?"