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Joke of the Day

"Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named ""Marco"" in the supermarket just now."

"I don't need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection."

"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims, they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds i hope this isn't a repost"

"If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office."

"[OC] Got approved for a 15 year 3.25% Mortgage loan 4.20 was too high for a 30 year ....... sorry I'll see myself out."

"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"

"What's the best way to get a fat chick to have sex with you? Whoops, wrong subreddit"

"*God provides manna from heaven* ""Is there gluten in this?"""

"I'm gonna open a bakery in Germany. I'll call it ""Gluten Tag!"" K-THX-BAI!!!!!"