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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Got approved for a 15 year 3.25% Mortgage loan 4.20 was too high for a 30 year ....... sorry I'll see myself out."

"Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you."

"My friend just posted this on Facebook. He'll make a classic dad one day. I remember 2013 like it was yesterday OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!"

"""Blow on this."" Hot food."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down someones throat."

"What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia"

"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."

"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."

"HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world. U tweet and it gets retweeted!"

"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"