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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to get a fat chick to have sex with you? Whoops, wrong subreddit"

"""I'm too sexy for my mom."" - Right Said Freud"

"Why did the banana go to the hospital? It wasn't peeling well."

"I celebrated 4/20 on January 5th. I know how to reduce fractions."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar"

"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"

"The closest I have ever come to being involved in a threesome was when having sex with a ventriloquist. I was stoned and VERY confused."

"Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot"

"I was masturbating when I heard some one scream ""Help"". So I came as fast as I could."

"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"