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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna open a bakery in Germany. I'll call it ""Gluten Tag!"" K-THX-BAI!!!!!"
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"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."
"If you punch a hippie, and a cop arrests you... Would you get arrested for disturbing the peace?"
"Favorite tank of ISIS is IS-2"
"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""
"What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong"
"Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty? His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1"
"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""
"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."
"I heard this knock knock joke from a mime last week"