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Joke of the Day

"I don't need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection."

"Look mom, no meds!"

"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."

"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."

"Our top story tonight... Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead..."

"so that's the reason Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"Why is it easy for gays to escape a fire? Because their shit is already packed."

"It's like my wife didn't even TRY to clean the house while I went out to play poker... I mean, how am I supposed to live like this?"

"Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia? He was snowed-in."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?"