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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran"""

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"23 ""Amazing"" Photos That Will Make You Cry Because You're Emotionally Repressed And Have Been Waiting For An Excuse To Cry"

"How do mermaids give birth? Via Sea-Section"

"A man goes to the zoo, As he walks around he see's only one animal, a dog. It's a schitzu"

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"Why are toblerones triangular prisms To fit in the box"

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to smash with a sledge hammer the others just a fucking watermelon."

"The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat."

"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."