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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

"What do people store their fondest memories in? A nostaljar."

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."

"You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you're not hungry you'll get tempted to eat something just because it's in front of you? Well, that's how I lost my job as a gynecologist."

"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."

"What's the name of that band Dave Matthews is in"

"If you ask me to review a restaurant, I have two answers. ""The hamburgers are good."" And, ""They don't have hamburgers."""

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."