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Joke of the Day

"23 ""Amazing"" Photos That Will Make You Cry Because You're Emotionally Repressed And Have Been Waiting For An Excuse To Cry"

"Are Nicolas Cage movies terrible because he's in them? Or is Nicolas Cage in movies because they are terrible?"

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"

"TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook."

"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."

"Why does Donald Trump hate Chris Jericho? Because Jericho wants to break the walls down"

"I've never been to Pilates but I have tried to change clothes in the car."

"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"Breaking up with a Japanese girl is the worst... you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it."