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Joke of the Day

"23 ""Amazing"" Photos That Will Make You Cry Because You're Emotionally Repressed And Have Been Waiting For An Excuse To Cry"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."

"I was going to have an edging tournament with some friends... ...but nobody came."

"Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you'll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts."

"The only joke I know ....... What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch penis? A fungi to be with"

"I've got a friend whose nickname is 'shagger'. You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it."

"[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] ""YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!"""

"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"

"Did you hear about the Syrian Masquerade? It was held in Da**masc**us."

"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents."