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Joke of the Day
"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."
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"At what age do you tell your kids that the UN isn't real"
"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."
"A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds."
"If gingers are pale because they have no soul... Does that explain why black people have so much soul?"
"[donald trump wakes up from getting his wisdom teeth removed. his mouth stuffed with gauze] did i builded the big walls yet?"
"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."
"I planted a whole garden full of bird seed this year and not one bird came up. I quit."
"Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad"
"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"