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Joke of the Day
"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."
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"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3, 2 to die and 1 to never get over it."
"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."
"My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants... Guess I won't be needing those anymore."
"Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!"
"Drinking this No More Tears shampoo is just making me sadder."
"What do you call post-modern Persians? PomIranians"
"Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt."
"I watch Looney Tunes before I go to work, because there's something about old school cartoon violence that relaxes me"