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Joke of the Day
"A man goes to the zoo, As he walks around he see's only one animal, a dog. It's a schitzu"
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"They say don't drop the soap, they are right. You will slip on it and fall, I have first hand knowledge. Don't worry I'm fine, only a little drain bamage."
"A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me."
"Wanna hear an embarrassing story about the time I forgot something important? I forgot the punchline. Sorry, I haven't been this embarrassed since that one time."
"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
"The early bird waits in his car for 20 minutes so as not to seem desperate."
"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."
"Dentist switches lamp on: ""Now open wide"" Moth dental assistant: *repeatedly flies into bulb* Dentist: ""This has to stop Denise"""
"Poor helium. I like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously"