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Joke of the Day
"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"
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"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."
"Don't click this post You'll reg-reddit"
"If a woman drinks a glass of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well."
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"How tall are the twin towers? 9"" 11"
"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye? Chicken caesar salad."