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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't buckled in."
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"A positive parent.. A positive parent said to their negative child... Your grounded."
"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything."
"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"
"This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."
"Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming."
"Did you hear what happened to the dildo farmer? He had a big problem with squatters."
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"