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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."
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"I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: ""None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."""
"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."
"What's the difference between Hitler and a marathon runner? The marathon runner can successfully finish a race"
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"How do they make Holy Water? They boil the hell out of it."
"Had bacon this morning, made Monday joke, drinking coffee, will masturbate later. I AM TWITTER!"