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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"
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"An Irish man walks out of a bar hahaha"
"I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ... I never got re-elected"
"FYI fellas: if u wake up with some chick and u can't remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They'll write her name on the cup for ya!"
"How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear? Color coded: ""Yellow in front, brown in the back"""
"I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news. I never could eat just the one"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck!"
"Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss"
"America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers."
"Why did the banker bee go to prison? Embuzzlement! You're damn right"