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Joke of the Day

"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."

"Did you hear about the new emo website? Check it out it's www.emo.com/wrists"

"Here's an oldie but a goodie. Your Mom."

"Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages...http://superpranktube.com"

"quick poll: why'd you break up with me in high school Alison"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I'm not going to jelly my dick in your ass."

"Try to think of a world without hypotheticals. You can't."

"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"

"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."