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Joke of the Day
"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"
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"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."
"How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool? Ask them to get out of the pool."
"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"
"I only wash my hands when other dudes are in the bathroom."
"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"
"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"
"*Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL"
"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."