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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."

"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"

"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."

"Why do Asian woman have small breasts? Because her parents accept nothing less than an A."

"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""

"Yo momma so homely... Elrond dwells there!"

"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."

"You look like something I'd draw with my left hand"

"What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter"