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Joke of the Day

"I USED VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO TODAY AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!"

"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."

"What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!"

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."

"Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name."

"4 introverts walk into a bar... What? Were you expecting something else?"

"I think I have a medicine fetish. I get a boner when i take Viagra."

"Q)What is the condition when a cat loses it eye-sight after being beaten? A)Cat-a-rekt!"

"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."