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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a guitarist is sad? They start to fret."
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"My dad caught me smoking his cigarettes... He beat me until I was white and gold."
"What do you call a pirate from Ireland?? Arrrish"
"I told a joke to a bunch of guys. They laughed. Now I'm going to prison. For manslaughter."
"Why was WWI so short? Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin..."
"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."
"I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said ""Yeah, pump 6."""
"I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"" Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fish"
"what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back? Who the hells been dressing me all these years?"