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Joke of the Day
"Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian."
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"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."
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"What do you call a fat Muslim? Just Mu^~~slim~~"
"girl you're like the water in flint, michigan you quench my thirst but i know you'll slowly kill me"
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"Babe.. [gets down on one knee] I'm [gets down on the other knee] so [lays down on belly] tired [zzzzzzzzzz]"