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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."
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"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."
"My friend bored me when talking about Latin... they had discussed it ad nauseam."
"My mom just got me off of work early. I love when she comes by the office. *Literally just happened"
"*Knock Knock* Come in."
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is basically like picking up a hitchhiker. You're probs gonna die."
"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"
"How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know"
"Do you know anything about antiques? Cause I found a tampon in my backyard and I wanted to know what period it was from."
"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."