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Joke of the Day

"Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do."

"What do rappers like on their burritos? Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out"

"Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat."

"New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'. Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD."

"First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!"

"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC? He was Edward Snowed-In."

"What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"Just used my CVS receipt to build a really cool fort for the kids."