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Joke of the Day

"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."

"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."

"The groom upon his engagement went to his father and said ""I've found a woman just like mother!"" His father replied ""So what do you want from me sympathy?"""

"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."

"Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!"

"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."

"Every dog, in a previous life, has been murdered by a shoe."

"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("

"Owls always look like they've just found out that they've been cheated on."

"What do you call an octopus that fights sharks? An octobrave. I'm sorry."