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Joke of the Day
"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("
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"What's it called when you have sex early in the day after a funeral? Mourning Sex."
"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."
"I like my maths... ...how I like my sex: hard and fast. (difficult, but clear-cut)"
"As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country."
"Receptionist: So you're here about your carpal tunnel huh..fill out these 20 forms and press hard so the copies are clear"
"A few women sit at a table quietly..."
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