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Joke of the Day
"All the terrible rumors about me are true, people who spam me via DM."
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"Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was? [flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10"
"let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that's right i'm talking about waldo from where's waldo"
"My bf just asked me ""what do you call it when you get water sprayed up your butt to clean it, again?"" Me ""...foreplay"""
"""That guy is such a douche-bag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!"" women"
"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."
"I hate double standards. If a woman has sex with loads of men she's a slut. but when i do it that makes me gay?"
"Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because you can blind them with dental floss"
"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Bought online."