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Joke of the Day
"Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!"
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"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."
"5 penises A man visits his doctor and tells him, ""You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"" To which the doctor replies, ""5 penises! How do your pants fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns Well, toucan play at that game"
"You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis"
"Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. His dick."
"Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom."
"What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts."
"""Jesus honey, I don't know. How about a letter, a time of day, and something really Indian"" - M. Night Shyamalan's parents' naming process"
"I often wonder if idiots who rush to be first in the boarding line know that the plane is going to leave at the same time for all of us."