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Joke of the Day
"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."
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"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."
"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."
"""Bill, I'm beginning to think my wife might be cheating on me..."" ""What makes you say that, Tim?"" ""Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."""
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off"
"haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there"
"Are we going the right way, Yoda? Off-course, we are."
"Your mama is so dirty Her crabs have dirt bike races."
"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""
"79% of people don't know the opposites of these 6 words. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down Are YOU the 21%?"