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Joke of the Day
"Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler"
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"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""
"Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer? Hebrewed his own"
"Vin Diesel: Is it fast? Car Salesman: Yes, sir. It is very fast. Vin Diesel: Oh yeah? *leans in close* Is it furious?"
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"What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)"
"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"
"Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness. That night, they invented the word ""voluptuous."""
"Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says ""I'm going to have to cancel tonight"""
"Local coffee drinker... Local man caught after stealing a month's worth of coffee. He was charged with resisting a rest."