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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer? Hebrewed his own"

"Got in a fight with my wife while camping... It was in tents."

"The Flat Earth Society Has members all around the globe."

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs I'll be in my lab."

"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."

"""Hey Steve Jobs, I'm really happy for you, And I'ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet of all time!"" -Kanye"

"What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn."

"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."

"What prophylactic did the black person rip open while having sex? The doctor's vaginer."

"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"