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Joke of the Day
"Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says ""I'm going to have to cancel tonight"""
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"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."
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"Customer: Why does your sign say ""Fine Dining""? Waiter: We can dream can't we?"
"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."
"I exercise at the gym because I can't exercise restraint when it comes to everything that's bad for me."
"Newtons 3rd law of emotion Newton's 3rd law of emotion is, for every male action there is a crazy ass female overreaction."