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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight"

"You guys should see the look on these haters' faces as I scoot through CVS with two Roombas strapped to my feet."

"I told my sister I'm into incest she took it really hard."

"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."

"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said ""I'm sorry, but you're just too immature."" I looked her dead in the face and said ""Get the fuck outa my treehouse!"""

"How do you make a dead baby float? -2 scoops vanilla icecream -2 scoops baby -Add rootbeer and serve"

"If my cat didn't want to smoke cigarettes then he never should have bought that leather jacket"

"The word ""defenestration"" means ""to throw someone out a window."" Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it."

"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""