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Joke of the Day
"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""
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"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."
"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"
"How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's."
"The Illuminati doesn't scare me They never even kill anyo"
"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Me too dad. Dad: Doesn't anyone like guys here? Son: I do?."
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"
"Did you hear about that new supervillain, The Weather Man? I hear he's taking the world by storm"
"If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery."