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Joke of the Day
"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""
Next Joke
"You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list."
"I went to buy a Christmas tree today The cashier asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I reply, ""No you sick fuck I'll be putting it up in my living room!"""
"Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs"
"Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on."
"My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist. He was soon repossessed."
"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."
"The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!"
"I've always wanted a job cleaning mirrors... It's just something I can see myself doing."
"What do you call a cheese that's not yours? My cheese!"