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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheese that's not yours? My cheese!"

"I hate street performers But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk"

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds? One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money."

"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"If I owned my own strip club, I'd probably name it 'The Museum' 'Cause, you know, no touching. If 'The Museum' worked out, I might open another one and call it ""Blue Balls."" Pretty self explanatory."

"What's got no teeth, and smells? The gearbox in my wife's car."

"I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles ^I ^am ^so ^sorry"

"I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame."

"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."