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Joke of the Day

"Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on."

"What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au"

"Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra? They didn't want the people to have free elections."

"Wanna here a funny joke? Women's rights."

"Do you think you'd make a good sniper? [ ] Yes [ ] No "

"Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable."

"[emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox"

"When I was young, my mom's sister used to bake me cakes with lots of icing and cream. She was a fond aunt."

"""The holocaust didn't happen, Buzz Aldrin did 9/11 & I wear my mom's panties."" - guy who doesn't know how to play 2 Truths & a Lie"

"When I'd go to clubs, I spent half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home."