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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted a job cleaning mirrors... It's just something I can see myself doing."
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"Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal."
"Fishermen are reel men."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !"
"My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say ""It's on the house."""
"I asked my brother if he has a fetish for rivers... He's in denial."
"TAKEN 4 COMING SOON ! Ring , Ring . Kim this is your father. Daddy ? she replies. But, but your dead ! Listen I'm a Ghost , and my Corpse is about to be, TAKEN !lol."
"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."
"There's really no sense in being pessimistic... It's not going to work, anyway."