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Joke of the Day
"How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing."
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"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."
"You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone."
"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."
"[first date] her: so, tell me about yourself! me: well, im not good with dates her: but you're doing fine! me: christmas is on september 3rd"
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."
"I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision"
"Guy at the gym had ""True Gentleman"" tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy."
"*licks excess icing off mixer & spoon* Wife: Aww, thanks hun! Me: For what? W: Doing my dishes! M: Oh, I didn-- W: ... M: You're welcome."