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Joke of the Day

"No Grandma, ""sausage fest"" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP"

"When does a black person goes to school? When it's being built!"

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"

"What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him."

"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."

"How to pick up women: 1-approach beautiful lady 2-bend at the knees 3-lift gently 4-oh god she's screaming 5-put her down the cops are here"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."

"Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? He couldn't stand to see himself like that."

"How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb? Manual work ? That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff"