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Joke of the Day
"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."
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"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."
"If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas."
"i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won"
"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"
"Somebody asked me what a spoonerism was.... I haven't got a cooking flue."
"This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me"
"What's Captain Picard's favorite game system? N-Gage"
"I hope the zombies start with people that talk to me when I'm obviously counting."
"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"