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Joke of the Day

"What did my dad say after he asked for frozen casserole That's chili. E:dit Ok execution could be better. Any tips?"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."

"""I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!"".......just say u have been dumped."

"Unicorns are extinct because they weren't horny enough. mind=blown"

"""Dude, we should swap spacesuits. Just for a laugh."" ""Ha, yeah ok."" [swaps suits] ""Now we sh-"" ""You took a shit in this, didn't you?"""

"A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar... It's only Satyr"

"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."

"I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life."

"I hate having closure, it's really"

"What do bats eat that makes their shit our standard for crazy?"