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Joke of the Day
"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"
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"I stay up at night worrying about what happens to the unquestioned Jeopardy answers."
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"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."
"Wanna know why reddit sucks?"
"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"
"How does a Jewish man make coffee? Hebrews it"
"What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"Say what you want about Canada but they successfully got rid of Justin Bieber."
"What do you get. . . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection."