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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

"What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt."

"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."

"What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread? A clubbed sandwich"

"Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just start talking about what's been going on in your life."

"The name of a cow trying to be a Knight... Sir Loin."

"Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'? Because he's not a full ese."

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"Ultimate joke formula Q: What did (x) say to (x)? A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf? ;3 ""F*** you"""

"I hate grocery shopping. That's why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I'm getting, but it sure is faster."