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Joke of the Day
"Wife: how much did it cost to rent that bouncy castle? Me: I dunno. Buying it wasn't cheap tho"
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"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"How do women range penises? Disclamer: I've known this for quite some time, so maybe a repost. 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Oh my god! 5. Is there in white?"
"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere"
"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"
"So a guy is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant... ...when the waitress comes over and asked the man ""How did you find the steak, sir?"" The man looks at her and says ""I just moved the potatoes."""
"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."
"How do you make seven even? Take the s off."
"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"
"What do you call taking a dump after breakfast? A Brexit"