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Joke of the Day
"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere"
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"How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !"
"Schrodinger's Omlette Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs. If it flips, omelette it is If it doesn't, scrambled it is"
"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."
"Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn't change Her: yeah... anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner I'm sorry !"
"What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding bah dun tss"
"What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps."
"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."
"What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said ""Who's a pretty boy then?"""