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Joke of the Day

"How do women range penises? Disclamer: I've known this for quite some time, so maybe a repost. 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Oh my god! 5. Is there in white?"

"I was craving a soda this morning in school, but I couldn't afford one.. I was soda pressed"

"Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo. He wanted to have a treesome."

"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""

"Note to self: I am a note"

"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"

"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."

"What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm"

"Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing"