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Joke of the Day

"Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything...*"

"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"""Hey mom, where could I buy some paperclips?"" ""Staples?"" ""No....Paperclips."""

"I'm glad the guy who came up with ""No means no"" didn't do the whole dictionary"

"Why are Ford cars so popular? Because they are affordable."

"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."

"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"

"[wakes up from a 72-year-long coma] oh nazis are still a thing huh"

"What U.S. State has the smallest sodas? Minisoda"